It’s Valentine’s Night! Your crew of hardy, sky-faring pirates is about to embark on a voyage in search of capital-T Trash.
But each of you harbors a secret.
You’re in love.
And tonight, you’re going to find the perfect piece of Trash to win someone’s fuzzy little heart.
It would be much more sensible to be honest and humble about your feelings than to make some grand gesture. But a raccoon is just a furry sack full of bad ideas.
